What is or was your best subject in school?

Lunch

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How do you like your eggs cooked for breakfast?

Any way as long as it's on a sidewalk.

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What's the strangest thing you've eaten?

Coincidentally, I ate a fine pound burrito today called the BURRITOZILLA

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How many languages can you speak?

Does the language of love count??

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What scares you the most?

Losing the one I love.

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What's your favorite scent?

Girl...

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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it really make a sound?

If Lady Gaga puts on an outrageous "outfit" and no ones around to see it, does she really look ridiculous?

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